PHOTOS: Me Me after getting knifed by a vicious thug for no particular reason other than I was walking past him.  It was odd to be able to stick your tongue out the side of your cheek but 17 stitches stopped me from doing that.  Happened around 12 years ago so has healed somewhat by now although most people think I'm some sort of nutter when they first meet me.  Which of course is absolutely correct.